Make money.

Thanks to Google Analytics, I am aware that 92.23% of people who visit this blog do not return. This is disheartening, but perhaps 100 of the 1,500 visitors of the next few months will click on an ad. That's right, advertisements. I am using AdSense. I'll report with how much money I make, if any.

I feel like I should tell on myself.

I woke up this morning and realized that the day would be beautiful. I had to do a couple quick fixes on my motorcycle so I could ride to school. I payed $3.84 for gas. Bummer.

Chatroulette could be pertinent. Watch:

 

“ Ou j'oublie tout de suite ou je n'oublie jamais. „
      (Either I forget right away or I never forget.) -Samuel Beckett

                                                           



Merrick Morton/Sony Pictures



'Social Network': Fact Or Fiction, A Tangled Web

by Bob Mondello

Listen to the NPR story on "All Things Considered"

Dear Malcolm,

I am tired.

This is a chair. Some of you may recognize its home in McEwen 115. I know I am toying with the boundaries of visual rhetoric, but I feel like doing something moronic.
The "author" of this chair happens to be a carpenter. Chances are the carpenter designed this chair with the intent of its mass production. Nevertheless, the persuasive message is the same.

Your legs are tired.
Gravity must be acting up right now...
Perpendicular to the floor no more.

The intended audience is anyone who happens to pass by, or isn't currently on amphetamines. Anyone with a torn anterior cruciate ligament. It's argument is even more affective with the audiences' progressing age.

Hello again!

I'm back on Google blogger! I haven't posted here since 2006, so I've cleared everything out with the intention of starting new. This not only an assignment for English class, but a personal blog as well. I will try to share my more civilized thoughts and interests here, but if you would prefer to view my problem-blog, see "Ears do not grow above forehead" (tumblr).